She Returns

I hadn't seen Dr. V for three days. I was thinking that I may soon be free of my nightmare surgeries! Medici and I even shopped for my first sword together! (I am now a proud owner of my very own cutlass!) But, she returned last night. I am not sure what Dr. V is up to. She made our living quarters more cozy and homey, so I think she's nesting. Perhaps she has plans to keep me happy so her regeneration projects may work better. I met Igoria last night. She was creepy. Dr. V managed to keep her mostly contained. She made me laugh myself into hysterics until I fell asleep. I think she broke my blender...

Party through the bathroom!

Today, while Dr. V was doing pot, I went to the room through the bathroom to play with Lucy and Xena, our landlord. Medici didn't try to kill me when I sat on her bed! In fact, she gave me a knife and tried to teach me how to throw it. Except... she wanted me to throw it at Lucy, my only friend. I think this was some sadistic way of lowering my defenses. Lucy unintentionally booty danced with Medici. I don't think Medici really noticed seeing as she was working on some calculation (most likely devising my death...). When Dr. V came home, Lucy tried to kill her with love and kindness. It didn't work. She sent Lucy away, but Lucy almost escaped with Philip! However, I think Batman helped Dr. V get Philip back, because he's sitting on the desk now. Poor, poor Philip... one day we may all be free!

Heart

Medici threatened to eat my heart. I need to stay away from her. She and her alter ego are dangerous. It's scary that she lives through my bathroom with Batman. Thankfully, Dr. V said she would never touch my heart - not even for money. I think she's going to protect it. That's reassuring.

Lucy

I think that Lucy tried to come over today. I heard a distant sweet voice from my dungeon - I mean, from my room. Dr. V wouldn't let her in. :( That makes me sad.

I can't decide...

Hi. I'm Sally.
Today, my roomie told me that she is much less grotesque than I.
I told her that I am one eighth Senecan, the most historically violent tribe of the already violent Iroquois. I said that "we" liked to skin people.
She asked me not to use the term "we."
I told her that she isn't much better, replacing organs with household appliances. She informed me that she doesn't necessarily enjoy her work, but she does need an income. I'm not sure which is worse, brutality or organ theft for black market sales.
Either way, I feel like this discussion is going to go much further.
Sincerely,
Your primarily human friend, Sally