Party through the bathroom!

Today, while Dr. V was doing pot, I went to the room through the bathroom to play with Lucy and Xena, our landlord. Medici didn't try to kill me when I sat on her bed! In fact, she gave me a knife and tried to teach me how to throw it. Except... she wanted me to throw it at Lucy, my only friend. I think this was some sadistic way of lowering my defenses. Lucy unintentionally booty danced with Medici. I don't think Medici really noticed seeing as she was working on some calculation (most likely devising my death...). When Dr. V came home, Lucy tried to kill her with love and kindness. It didn't work. She sent Lucy away, but Lucy almost escaped with Philip! However, I think Batman helped Dr. V get Philip back, because he's sitting on the desk now. Poor, poor Philip... one day we may all be free!