I know it's been a very long time since I last updated the world on our adventures. I have had an amazing time, learning new things and making new friends.
First, we had a day of piracy. This day, Medici only tried to kill me a few times and taught me about weaponry. I even got my own sword! But she still uses it against me sometimes... We all seemed to take to our pirate roots in different genres, romantic, cyber, steampunk, punk-punk, lolita, and others. It was fascinating to see all the different types of pirates we had become.
Sometime around this day, I found out that my brain is now an iPhone 4. I told Dr. V that I would never play Angry Birds, and just in spite of that, she has it constantly running. No wonder I short circuit all the time. I can't remember anything!
Medici, Rebel, Batman, Lucy and I time-traveled back to the Renaissance. It took us four hours and a sleepover to get there, but we made it! We saw more pirates, gypsies and other chronologically challenged people. I think Medici turned Lucy. Did I tell you? Medici is a vampire-creature. She likes me because I regenerate so quickly. I'm like the perfect food source or something... but I think she still wants my heart. I've been seeing glimpses of this craze in Lucy and it terrifies me. I wonder if she ever attacks Rebel. Hmm... this will need further investigation!
They claim that I am turning into one of them. While I do see characteristics (wiggly fangs) and a strange thirst for flesh, I'm thinking I may be closer to a zombie cyborg than a vampire. I guess time will tell. They keep telling me there will be a transformation at the masquerade... I don't know if I should be scared or excited. Either way, creepy Venetian girls are supposed to be there. I heard that Rebel joined them... and that Xena may already be one of them... it's all starting to make sense now, maybe, possibly...
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